To all men - we're afraid we have some bad news. The women want to let you know that they have found a more-than-satisfactory alternative that attends to most of their needs, and it has to do with one simple thing - Shopping.
Shopping- there was a time when it was considered a woman's frivolous domain; something which ladies used to indulge in to pass the time. But things have changed. While it did become easier for ladies to buy clothes and jewellery off the WWW (because, let's face it, that's never going to change), it also opened up a world that was previously considered a man's purview.
That's right. No more depending on men to do the, err, manly things; we all know what happens when you depend on a man to get stuff done - a big fat bunch of nothing. For example, how long has your study unit or bar setup been lying unassembled and gathering dust? You don't need a man to do that for you - you need power tools! Screw diamonds - a good screwdriver is a way better friend when it comes fixing things up around the house.
Forget what they're saying about women drivers. You know you can outdrive any guy under the table. Or a bridge. What's more, you needn't wait for 'Car Wash' Sunday to be disappointed. Arm yourself with some car wax and you're good to go.
Speaking of going, summer's coming up and that camping trip with the kids has been long overdue. You can even use their help in pitching the new tent you just bought online, not that you need it. Combine that with a portable stove, a torch and sweet multi-tool and you can give Bear Grylls a run for his money; only you'd smell way better doing it.
Point is, ladies, you can do pretty much anything you want to do. So, without much further ado, we present to you the empowered woman's shopping list:
1. Battery-powered Screwdriver: DIY or nothing, right?
2. Cotton Navy & Orange Polka Dress With Cowls: Because getting your hands dirty and looking good aren't mutually exclusive
3. Wireless Bluetooth Speaker: Great to drown out that incessant ambient noise, better known as 'men talking about stuff that isn't important'
4. 3-Person tent: Don't forget to pack that sanitizer
5. Women's Leather Pumps: You've never needed a reason to buy shoes, and you never will.
6. Car Shampoo: So even your car can have a good hair day, figuratively speaking.
We could go on, but you get the gist. Your needs aren't gender specific and you have as much access to the so-called man's world; all you have to do is venture in and it's your oyster. So here's to beating men at their own game (which includes video games of course) and to empowering yourself. Happy Women's Day!
P.S. Don't worry, guys. The women will still keep you around. You know, for entertainment.
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