Each day, we come across Facebook updates that are hilarious, witty and quirky. While only a few manage to put up something original, intriguing and hilarious, majority of the users are happy quoting movie dialogues to their pals around the clock. Read on to know more about the utterances from 'Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania' that you could use as your Facebook update.
Varun Dhawan: Hamara income high ho na ho, outcome to hamara bhi world class hai.
(Desi hero Humpty (Varun), who is pitted against Videsi hero Angad Bedi Sidharth) is aware of the fact that he isn't as wealthy as him, but tells Kavya (Alia Bhatt) that when it comes to other stuff (wink wink), he is quite adept at it.
Alia Bhatt: Mai shaadi karungi toh kareena wala designer lehenga pehenke karungi warna dulhe ko tata tata bye bye kar do
(If your excuses to not marry the guy of your parents' choice have fallen flat, make sure you shock them by asking for a designer lehenga that is mighty expensive.)
Alia Bhatt: Mai paida hi hot hui thi
(So what if you aren't wearing an expensive ensemble at an important event? You can still turn heads with your sharp mind and right attitude. So next time you want to look attractive, speak this with utmost conviction.)
Varun Dhawan: Friend request bhejun toh despo. Na bhejun to attitude... bhola ladka kare to kya kare
(Yes, this is one dialogue many boys would relate to. Boys are referred to as "desperate" humans if they make the first move and highly arrogant if they don't.)
Varun Dhawan: Jo kaam Gandhigiri se nahi hota who gundagardi se hota hai
(If you thought Gandhi's words of wisdoms will help you all your life, think again! You have to turn into a goon to put people in their right place.)
Varun Dhawan's fried: Haaye, cheeks pinks ho rahein hain bhai ke
(Use it to tease someone who is caught in a highly embarrassed situation. Consequences? Be ready to face them.)
Alia Bhatt: Tu bottle songhta reh jaye ga aur meri khatam ho jaye gi.
(If you thought men drink heavily than women, watch this film. Alia guzzles down bottles of beer without showing any qualms and awkwardness.)
Varun Dhawan: Wohh superman hai aur uske aagey toh mai Mougli bhi nahi.
(We aren't saying you should feel incompetent, but you should definitely know where you stand in competition).
Alia Bhatt: Dulha choice ka nahi... to lehenga to choice ka dila do
(Make sure you say this in a convincing way. It is all about making everyone realize you aren't happy with the decision.
Varun Dhawan's friend: Agar ghoorne se ladkiyan milti toh saara girl hostel mera hota.
(So stop ogling at girls and start respecting them. Post this when you know someone is stalking you)
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